"Today there are two dissections. Most tables will dissect the suboccipital region - a few tables will detach the head from the vertebral column."
Ahem.
Only a few tables? Oh please, please, please, please!
*Dramatic pause...*
I'm happy to say that my table was indeed one of the few, the proud, the....macabre.
...On second thought, this really needs no further explanation.