Saturday, July 14, 2012

Dr. Jacobs, Please Report To Section-C

So I was on my merry way to pick myself up some dinner at the local Subway, when all of the sudden--with images of baja BBQ pulled pork sandwiches dancing in my head--I got a call from the friendly neighborhood OB/Gyn inviting me to come scrub in on a C-section. "Uhh, ch-yeah...I'll be there". Fast forward 15 minutes, some frantic sandwich ordering, a quick jaunt to the hospital, and one scarfed sandwich later, I find myself scrubbing in on my very first C section.

I'm not going to give too many details for confidentiality reasons, but suffice it to say I was given ample opportunity to get my feet (read: gloved hands) wet. In fact, I came out of the surgery looking quite a bit like my man Ashton after his similarly thrilling lunch at McDonald's. 

Ashton demonstrates how my
hands looked after the surgery

All jokes aside, the procedure absolutely blew me away. I had seen a birth only once before, and had seen never a C-section, let alone participate in one. It was hands-down one of the coolest things I have ever done. And the doctor was fantastic, letting me participate a lot more than I expected. Withholding specifics, I got to help cut, suture, remove and replace, retract, draw, push, staunch and close. And what came of our efforts? A wonderful, healthy baby was brought forth into the arms of one of the sweetest women I've ever met. Pretty freakin' neato.



...Oh yeah, and to top it all off...my pulled pork sandwich wasn't half bad, either.








With such a long and exciting Thursday evening (I actually observed another procedure after the C-section, leaving me thrilled yet exhausted when I finally headed home around 11pm), I figured I had probably seen my fill of excitement for one week. But Friday refused to let me down, and instead delivered some additional fun to finish off an already wonderful week. I got to participate in several laparoscopic procedures, perform a minor surgery essentially from start to finish (with help from the doc here and there), and, to my extreme pleasure, I had the rather rare opportunity to actually cardiovert ("CLEAR!") a guy in afib. 

And last but not least, perhaps the highest point (of my already mountainous) week, I had my absolute favorite patient interaction to date, which I will now leave you with for your enjoyment:

Me: Hi, my name's Zac Jacobs, I'm a medical student

Patient: "Hi, my name's John Smith, I'm vomiting in a bag"

Friday, July 6, 2012

The Rural Journeyer

I'm writing you to from the BEAUTIFUL Gold Beach, OR, where I am currently kicking off my 3rd year clinical clerkships with my rural rotation. So far it has been really great. The first few days were a bit slow, but things really picked up today. I started off today scrubbing in on a surgery with Dr. Ward; I was right up in the front-lines, trying my best to be useful by answering the doctors' beckoning for various tools and supplies. I spent the rest of the day in the ER, and helped out with some super interesting, complicated, and rather sad cases.

Entrance to the friendly, quaint hospital in which I spend my days 
My living situation is rather interesting. I was originally assigned an apartment to live in, but was relocated at the last minute to an assisted living community. As silly as this sounds (and it is, in fact, rather silly), this has actually worked out quite well. My room is really nice, and everyone here is very friendly, both residents and staff. I keep offering the staff to help out (eg hanging out dinner trays, cleaning up after meals, etc), but so far they keep declining my offers. I think they probably think that I'm just trying to be courteous, when in fact I would really enjoy helping out with things every now and then. The only downfall with this setup is that my room, although equipped with a small kitchenette, is not sufficient for cooking my own meals. I haven't asked yet if they would let me use their kitchen--I'm not sure how they would feel about that. They do, however, always welcome me to eat the meals they prepare for the residents, but unfortunately I usually end up getting home too late, or am not yet hungry when the meals are being served. So far I've just been having some leftovers that Mom sent along with me, but I'm now to the point where all I have left of those is dishes that require a kitchen to prepare (eg spaghetti, stroganoff, etc), sot I'll need to figure out something soon.


My palette of dreaming (aka bed)
Spacious, eh?
Like I mentioned above, the town and surrounding areas are absolutely gorgeous, and the weather has been perfect. I really couldn't have asked for a more beautiful location to spend my summer. There isn't too much going on in terms of local attractions, but I will definitely be spending some time trolling the coast (I've already seen several viewpoints where boast some incredible views). Two activities that have caught my eye, however, are 1) the chartered ocean fishing, and 2) the famed local river-boat tours, both of which I'm looking forward to trying my hand at. Chris, Ariston and I are currently arranging a weekend getaway bachelor party for Mr. Michael Ryan, for which they will hopefully all  be joining me down here. I figure some fishing and boating trips may be in all of our futures. We'll see. I'll be sure to keep updating with pictures.

Tuesday, April 3, 2012

Your Skin Is Burnt, Your Mouth Is Dry, Your Mount Is Lathered; But Alas! You Have Arrived: Updates

I know.

I know...

August 9th, 2011.That was indeed that last time that I provided you, my wonderful readers, with an update. That's right -- that's an astounding 238 days, 5,712 hours, 342,720 minutes, 20,563,200 seconds. Oh how you must have thirsted for the intellectual stimulation! Oh how cerebrally parched you must have become! I can feel it now! The pain. The longing. The indomitable voracity for the continuation of my tale! Well, I am here today because you have, at last, bested the desert of downtime, overtaken the sands of the sojourn; you have reached the closing stretch, crested the final hill, suffered the last of the blazing desperation. I stand here today as your river of respite, your stream of stimulation, your oasis of entertainment. So drink deeply, friends!

Now, I could offer you a number of excuses from the mundane to the miraculous as to why it has been so long. But honestly, let's save us both the time and get right down to the good stuff. The last time you heard from me was at the conclusion of my bold adventures abroad; a lot has happened since then, and I would be as crazy as the fire-breathing shaman to try to cover it all, so let's just focus on some important points.

1. SECOND YEAR
Wow. It sure has gone by fast. Everyone says coming in that medical school gets better as you progress through the years, getting closer and closer to actually treating patients, that which we all came here to do in the first place. So far, I would have to say it has been absolutely true. Though I enjoyed first year enough, these last 8 months have been leaps and bounds better. Rather than focusing exclusively on the basic sciences, classes this year are much more clinical. Naturally we still cover science and physiology, but it most always has a clinical spin to it. The best part is, most of the concepts we cover were already introduced last year, so rather than building an entire foundation of knowledge, this time around we are simply reinforcing. And I have to say, it actually (finally) feels like it's starting to stick. ...Sometimes. For about a week.

Preceptorship has been much better this year, too. If you recall, all students at OHSU participate in the preceptorship program for the first two years, which is essentially a once-a-week, hands-on shadowing experience with a local doc. We spend one year rotating through various specialties (which I did last year), and the other year with a primary care physician, either family practice or internal medicine.This year was my primary care year; I have been working once a week with a family practice doc at a Providence clinic in Salem. It has been a really good experience overall -- it has given me much more clinical experience than my preceptorships last year did. There have been several times where I have seen a patient in clinic with the same condition/medication/symptoms that we had just covered in class, which was especially rewarding.

2. BOARDS
So throughout second year, no matter how focused on studies, no matter how enjoyable and fulfilling the material, second year students are constantly plagued by the knowledge of their upcoming fate: Step 1 of the Board examinations. As I'm sure I've explained before, medical school is broken up into two very different parts. The first two years are almost entirely didactic -- though you get some clinic time via preceptorship, the vast majority of your time and effort is spent in the classroom learning the basic material. After that, you get a taste of the real-world during years 3 and 4, wherein you spend your time exclusively on the wards, rotating through various core specialties (more on this later). But in order to pass from phase 1 (classroom learning) to the second phase (the clinical years), students must first demonstrated their basic aptitude by passing a checkpoint--that is, the first part of the national board examinations. And so that is what I have had to look forward to all year.

The test encompasses everything that you have (hopefully) learned during the first two years of medical school, from anatomy and physiology to pharmacology, biochemistry, genetics, and so on. Questions are typically presented as clinical-case vignettes. The test itself takes an entire day to complete, something like a grueling 8 hours or so. Fortunately, before being forced to face this impending doom, we are given a full 5-week study period to prepare (May 19 - June 24). You can ultimately use this time however you like; most students choose to use the majority of it to study (pretty much 24/7), and then take a bit of time off at the end. Oh, right. I forgot to mention. The unfortunate part of this year is that, after we finish our study period and take the exam, we immediately start in on 3rd year clerkships. So, when I said previously that last summer was the final summer of my life...I meant it.

Well, I decided that I needed some time to recuperate before beginning third year, so I am giving myself 4 weeks to study, followed by 1 week of vacation. We have a week long transition to clerkships starting June 25th and, after that, we sprint headlong into clerkships. It's exciting. It's terrifying. It's coming...

3. CLERKSHIPS
So, speaking of 3rd year, our class was recently all hustle and bustle as everyone put in their requests for 3rd year clerkship scheduling. They gave us 8 different tracks to choose from. Each track consists of the same 8 core-clerkship rotations in various sequences. In other words, all students have to rotate through each of 8 different specialties during third year (plus one elective period). Each clerkship lasts 5 weeks in duration. Most will take place on the hill (at OHSU, Doernbecher or the VA), though some will take place at different hospitals in Portland, as well as various other locations in Oregon. [As a side note, the fourth year clerkship schedule is much more elective and variable, as students attempt to narrow down their interests and ultimately choose a residency to apply for. Much more to come on this later.]

The 8 core clerkships for next year are as follows:
Family medicine
Internal medicine x2
Pediatrics
Surgery
OB/GYN
Rural medicine
Psychiatry

After much anxious waiting, we actually just received our track assignments after coming back from Spring break (a nice belated birthday gift from the teaching services office). My first choice was track C, which was also the top choice for two of my buddies. And what do you know, I got it! And so did one of my friends, though the other one did not, unfortunately. Here is what my schedule will look like next year:

Jun 25 - Jun 29: Transition to clerkship
Jul 4 - Aug 12: Rural medicine
Aug 6 - Sep 7: OB/GYN (Eugene)
Sep 10 - Nov 16: Internal medicine
Nov 26 - Dec 21: Elective (Emergency?)
Jan 7 - Feb 13: Psychiatry
Feb 11 - Feb 15: Continuity curriculum
Feb 18 - Mar 22: Family medicine
Mar 25 - Mar 29: Continuity curriculum
Apr 1 - May 3: Surgery
May 1 - Jun 7: Continuity curriculum
May 6 - Jun 7: Pediatrics

As you can see, in addition to the 8 core specialties, we also have several "continuity weeks", during which time the entire class gets back together for a variety of seminars. My understanding is that these weeks are used, at least in part, to make sure everyone gets effective training in various key skills. Additionally, we also have one 4-week elective block. I am currently planning on doing an emergency medicine elective, though this may change in the future. Also, I noted that my OB/GYN rotation will be taking place in Eugene, which I am really excited about. I requested this rotation because I have heard really good things about it, and one of my buddies will be doing the same rotation there, which will make it all the better. I also asked to do surgery in a community site (outside of Portland), but it doesn't look like I got that. As for other locations, I will find out more specifics later--I will likely do both my internal medicine rotations on the hill (I'm thinking one at OHSU and one at the VA). As for rural, we get to put in our requests for specific sites later, but I'm leaning toward somewhere on the coast or in Eastern Oregon, near Bend.

I am SUPER excited that I got the track I selected. First of all, my rural rotation will be in the summer, which will be great, especially if I get a cool site. It is well known that some rotations are much less time and work intensive than others, and rural is definitely one of them (whereas internal medicine, surgery and OB/GYN are known to be pretty killer). I also wanted to be sure to finish my internal medicine rotations before the elective block because it opens up more options for elective choices, and if I do end up doing emergency, I feel that it will better prepare me for the experience.

On the other hand, I'm quite a bit less excited for the surgery rotation for several reasons. Although I know it will be a fantastic learning experience, and will likely be a lot of fun, surgery isn't something I am currently considering for a career. More importantly, surgeons are notorious for having a certain mentality/attitude (specifically being brash, demanding, demeaning, etc). This by no means applies to all of them, but it is certainly a recognizable pattern. Thus, I am a bit trepidatious for this experience. Internal medicine, on the other hand, I am really excited for, and am even considering pursuing as a career, but am equally fearful for simply due to the massive amounts of time and effort it requires.

But all in all. Come on. This is fantastic. I'm living the dream.



Well, that's going to be it for now. I know there are a plethora of other topics I could cover, endless other stories I could tell; but therein lies the problem -- I simply don't have the time or energy at this time (and, as for those of you determined souls who have stuck it through until now, I imagine you grow weary as well). But I will do my best to update more regularly from now on. At the very least, I'll try my best not to take another ridiculously extensive hiatus.

...But no promises. So before setting out on another quest for knowledge and entertainment, be sure to pack your waterskin this time around. For though I will do my best, I may not always be there to quench your thirst.

Tuesday, August 9, 2011

The Final Days: The End of An Epic

All epics -- no matter how great, how lengthy, or how perilous -- must come to an end; accordingly, so, too, must this story. I´m sorry to say that we have, after much hardship and adventure, come to that time. But wait, my friends! Put down your pitchforks and torches. Save your rioting for another day. For there remains yet one last adventure to tell before this tale of unparalleled greatness reaches its conclusion. Our hero has one last task to face, one final obstacle to overcome. It is the showdown between archenemies, the battle with the final big boss. Indeed, in the final days on his excursion, our hero faced his most daunting challenge, and was rewarded with the most remarkable experience of a lifetime.

When I last updated you on my trip, I had just left the Galapagos and was beginning to embark on my next adventure: an excursion to Peru to undergo a trek to Machu Picchu. Well to Peru I went, and trek I did. After my Galapagos cruise, I was feeling pretty wholly satisfied with my cross country adventure, thinking anything else would be hardpressed to even come close to such an extraordinary experience. Well, I`ll let you decide for yourselves which of the two adventures was the more fantastically life-altering. Suffice it to say that the Salkantay trek to Machu Picchu, which I will subsequently describe for you, was -- without question -- the hardest thing I have ever done in my life. It was also unbelievably rewarding in every way imaginable.

And here is exactly how it happened.

Day One -- Cruzpata to Salkantaypampa
Starting elevation: 3,400m
Ending elevation: 4000m 
Highest altitude: 4000m
Walking distance: 14km (5-6 hours)

We started the day off bright and early. The SAS tourbus picked us up at our hotels/hostals between 5:30 and 6:00am. We drove for about 2 hours before stopping for breakfast at a small village. The breakfast was...disconcerting, to say the least. It consisted of little more than a unappealing ham and cheese sandwich on not-so-tasty bread. To put it simply, I was extremely disappointed, and very worried that the extra money I paid was not, in fact, going to get me more quality meals (there will be lots more to come on the topic, but essentially I was dead wrong and my trepidations were entirely misplaced. Thanks goodness). After breakfast, we transferred from bus to truck to drive another hour or so. But friends, let me tell you, this truck was not as you are currently picturing in your mind. It was an open back pickup (think transportation of livestock) into which 16 passengers, several crew members, and lots of luggage was crammed. We stood the entire way, holding on to the sides for dear life. We were, time and time again, assaulted by tree branches as the crazed driver rushed ever onwards to our destination. Oh yeah, and it was pouring down rain. Not the greatest start to an epic journey, eh?

But alas, we made it, we were alive (albeit wet), and ready to start our trekking. By the time we started walking, the raining had slowed quite a bit, but it was still very wet and dreary. Visibility was very poor. As we got higher, the weather improved, but the skies were still filled with clouds and fog, blocking our views of the scenary. All in all, it was not the weather one would hope for on a scenic trek through the mountains (though occasionally the cloud covered mountains would make for a cool, though difficult to photograph, image). Again disappointing (but again, only temporarily. Read on!). The hike started at Cruzpata (3400m). We walked for about 2.5 hours to Soraypampa, where we had our first lunch. Again, I`ll talk about the food in more detail later, but this was when I first realized how wrong I had been in my assumptions. During our lunch, we were met by a nice rock avalanche that nearly took out our food tent as we all sprinted to safety. Nice and calm, just the way I like my meals. We finished the afternoon by hiking the rest of the way up to our first campsite, Salkantaypampa (4000m), which took another 2 hours or so. Of note, this was by far the highest elevation that we camped at, and accordingly the coldest night. And by cold, I mean freezing. And by freezing, I mean -- well, ok, I guess that`s pretty much by definition what I mean. In fact, it was so cold, I awoke the next morning to find my brand new Kindle completely non-functional, destroyed by the frigid air. Anyway, with my new camping gear, along with layer upon layer of clothing, I managed to survive the night.

As a side note, Dad made me pack a sweatshirt before coming on this trip, which I had lugged around the entire time up until this point as extra weight. All along I had cursed him for making me bring it, but on this particular night, I was thanking his wisdom and foresight. Thanks, Dad!

Right before bed, the clouds parted for just an instant, giving us our first glimpse of the Salkantay peak (6264m). We were amazed not only by its sheer size and beauty, but by the fact that we were so close, and yet had no prior idea it was there. Darn clouds.

Day Two -- Salkantaypampa to Collpapampa
Starting elevation: 4000m
Ending elevation: 2800m
Highest altitude: 4600m
Walking distance: 18-20km (8 hours)

We were warned multiple times that the second day on the trek was by far the hardest (and that, in fact, the following days would be rather easy, gradual hikes). Like all days, we had a gentle wake up call around 6:00am, at which point they brought hot tea and water for washing to our tents. Upon exiting from our tents, we were very pleased to find clear, blue skies, along with an absolutely gorgeous view of Salkantay, the peak which had only just teasted us the night before. After a bit of jaw-dropping and picture taking, we had half an hour to pack things up and get ready for breakfast. After eating, we started the day`s trek around 7:00am (all of this was fairly standard procedure for the following days). Here was where we met our first real challenge. We hiked for about 3 hours from our camp in Salkantaypampa to Apacheta pass, which boasts an astounding altitude of 4600m. The point of this seemingly tortuous endeavor was the rewarding views of Salkantay mountain, which were --at that altitude, quite literally -- breathtaking. The climb was unbelivably difficult. It was incredibly hard to breath. Upon reaching the top, we were once again met with disappointment: there were clouds obscuring the view. But just as our fearless guide Rubin predicted, after finishing our complimentary tea and snacks, the clouds disappeared and the view was indescribable. I am literally without words. Snowcapped peaks and enormous glaciers surrounded us, utterly demanding our attention. It was hands down one of the most beautiful (and rewarding) sights I have ever witnessed.

After spending a significant amount of time trying to capture the perfect picture (I got some good ones, but no matter how good the shot or camera, no photo is truly going to do this place justice), we continued onward. The rest of the day was spent hiking downhill which, while a wonderful reprieve from our previous agonizing ascent, was also an arduous undertaking. This was especially true considering the sheer distance we continued to hike after our battle with the monstrous pass. By the end of the day, I was the sorest I had ever been in my life (save perhaps for the end of day 4). We started by walking about 2 hours down to Huayracmachay where we had lunch, and then continued onwards for another several hours to our second (thankfully much warmer) campsite at Collpapampa (2800m). During the descent, the scenary was continually changing, sometimes gradually, other times abruptly; the views were never disappointing. For parts of the trek down, we found ourselves hiking a path between two enormous peaks, Salkantay mountain on one side, and Pumasillo on the other. Throughout the entire day (and the entire rest of the trek, in fact), we were blessed with warm weather and perfectly clear, blue skies. I don`t think I could imagine better conditions.

Day Three -- Collpapampa to La Playa
Starting elevation: 2800m
Ending elevation: 2300m
Walking distance: 11km (4-5 hours)

The morning routine was just as described previously, albeit with significantly more leg cramps. I awoke feeling absolutely, unbelievably rested and relaxed. I had slept perhaps more heavily than ever before in my life. Thinking back over the night as I lie snug in my sleeping bag, utterly at peace, I realized that night had likely been the best night of sleep in my entire life. And we were camping, no less. If nothing else, perhaps this will help illustrate just how much turmoil my body had gone through over the course of the previous 24 hours. As Rubin would say, (and as I now plan to say as frequently as possible), I slept like an alpaca baby.

The entire third day was very short in duration, and entirely downhill. It was a wonderful break from the previous day, although I was still very sore throughout. We reached our next campsite with plenty of time to rest and relax, which was very much needed. We left our campsite at Collpapampa and started our hike downhill. We very quickly entered into the high jungle zone known as the Ceja de Selva. It was rather astounding how drastically the scenary had changed in such a short period of time. There were trees everywhere; they utterly engrossed the hill sides. Everything was a dark, lush green. We saw birds, flowers, waterfalls. We stopped for lunch partway through the afternoon, then continued onward to our 3rd (and final) official campsite, La Playa (2300m). Here there was electricity, an actual, fully functional bathroom. Up until this point, we had been using a portable camping toilet, one of the chemical ones, which was consistently disgusting due to the fact that so many people were experiencing traveler´s diarrhea. I`ll spare you further details. There was a nice river nearby with icy cold water; most people chose to go for a swim, though I elected to stay behind. I think I might have had a bit of heat stroke -- I felt like heat was radiating from my entire body, and I very quickly fell asleep in the shade. But after a quick rest, I was feeling much better, and I joined them at the river. I didn`t feel like changing clothes, so I only soaked my feet, but this alone felt fantastic on my poor, blistered feet.

Day Four -- La Playa to Aguas Calientes
Starting elevation: 2300m
Ending elevation: 2000m
Highest altitude: 2700m
Walking distance: 15km (6-7 hours)

I mentioned before that day two had been purported as the only truly difficult day. Well, this was a straight-up, old fashioned falsification. Day four was brutal -- in my opinion, as hard as it is to believe, more difficult than the second day. Though we didn`t have the altitude working against us, the sheer steepness of the inital climb was miserable. The morning trek took us from La Playa (2300m) to Llaqtapata (2700m), an agonizing 400m climb almost literally straight up. But, as always, it was certainly worth the effort. Our day started out as per usual, though this morning we were hiking not just any ol´ path, but on the remains of an actual Inca trail. After walking about 45 minutes to the trail, we climbed for a little over 2 hours (ultimately beating the record for reaching the pass, according to our guides). We rested briefly at some Incan ruins and enjoyed the astounding view, which happened to include our first glimpse of the far off Machu Picchu city. Afterwards, we continued down for another 2 hours to the Hydroelectric Plant (1870m), where we had our last lunch with the SAS foodstaff. Again, downhill, though somewhat relieving, was still exhausting and painful. After lunch, there was an option to either walk the rest of the distance for the day, or to take the train. Considering the sweltering heat of the midday sun, the guides recommended the train, so that`s what we did. The train ride wasn`t altogether pleasant, with the sun beating down on me the entire way, but we arrived in Aguas Calientes (2000m) 45 minutes later. As I mentioned previously, the previous night had been our last official campsite; much to our aching bodies` relief, we spent the fourth night in a comfortable SAS hostal called Hostal Viajeros. We had nice, warm beds and, more importantly, hot showers. Not just warm showers, HOT ones. I think this was the first time in about 4 weeks that I had gotten a truly hot shower. And boy did it feel good. There was the option to bathe in the town`s hotsprings, but nobody partook. We had a great dinner prepared by the hostal and called it a night.

Day Five -- Aguas Calientes to Machu Picchu

This, our final day in the unbelievable journey that we had undertaken, was indeed a true reprieve from the previous four. We awoke earlier than usual, at 5:30am, in hopes to get an early start in order to catch the sunrise at Machu Picchu (an astounding sight, so I`ve heard). Unfortunately, as you may have gathered from my most recent (of many) parenthetical observation, we arrived just after the sun had peaked over the far off hills -- we missed it. I was extremely upset by this. In fact, this was really my only complaint for the entire trekking adventure. I believe this was an important enough event for us to have been sure to make it on time. But alas, we did not, and in the end, who am I to complain. I spent the day reveling in some of the most staggeringly magnificent, overwhelmingly stunning views in existence. I can`t even begin to put into words how impressive this day -- the culmination of so much sweat, agony and hardwork -- truly was. Nor can I begin to describe, or even imagine, how much these experiences meant to me, and how they have altered my life for the better.

We started off (after numerous photo ops, of course) with a 3 hour guided tour by none-other than our very own, fantastic guide, Rubin. He showed us around to the various sights, providing history along the way. The temple of the sun god. The temples of the puma, condor and snake. The navigational compass, aligned perfectly with the various mountains in the distance. The sacrificial table. The sundial. The rock quarry (Machu Picchu was, in fact, unfinished at the time when it was abandoned. It is estimated that they would have needed another 50 years to complete it, brining the total build time to 183 years). Time and time again, I was astonished and impressed by the sights, the views, the craftmanship and forethought, and the longstanding  history.

After the tour, we had free time for a few hours before needing to meet back in Aguas Calientes for our final lunch. There were a few choices for activities: one might spend some more time exploring the Incan ruins; climb up Huayna Picchu Mountain (though you had to book this in advance, and Jared was the only one who did), or maybe Machu Picchu mountain; or perhaps meander up to the Gate of the Sun, the official entrace to the area coming from the classic Incan trail. Rubin recommended the Sun Gate, as it gave the most impressive views of the city, so I started with this. From Machu Picchu, I walked quickly with several others up an Incan trail, mostly cobblestone and steps (I hate steps now, by the way), to a view which was indeed spectacular. I didn`t stick around for too long, however, because I also had high hopes of making it to the top of Machu Picchu mountain before having to call it a day. So after snapping some sweet photos, I hurried back down to the city to try my luck on a different trail. Unfortunately, in the end, I came to the conclusion that I wouldn`t have enough time to make the hike. In fact, I almost certainly would have, but there was just too much on the line to risk it. First of all, I didn`t want to arrive back late and miss lunch, having to suffer through a train ride home on a empty stomach. More importantly, if I missed the train, I would have had to stay overnight in Aguas Calientes, subsequently missing my flight the next day, and so on. So, in the end, to my extreme disappointment, I made the tough decision not to hike the mountain. Another time, perhaps?

I managed to meet up with some of the others before heading back to Aguas for lunch. We were all very reluctant to leave, and indeed spent several more minutes just staring at the beautiful city in all of its wonder. Eventually we were able to pull ourselves away, and we hiked back down to Aguas Calientes. We actually had the option to hike up this same trail in the morning rather than taking the bus, but I`m ultimately pretty glad that we did not. It was pretty steep and would have been an unpleasant way to start off the day. After lunch we essentially hopped on a train for about an hour and a half, then onto an official SAS busin Ollantaytambo, which took us the rest of the way back to Cusco (approx. another 1.5 hours). We arrived back around 6:30pm. I spent the evening walking around with my newfound companion Jared, a fellow trekker, browsing markets and picking up some last minute necessities. I ended up rooming with Jared--as well as someone he had met up with previously, also returning from a 5 day Salkantay trek--in a rather sketchy hostal. We elected to take the cheaper room, which was exactly the same in appearance as the more expensive one. When asked about this, the owner told us it was because of the noise -- apparently there was a discoteca located below. In retrospect, we probably should have payed the extra couple of dollars; it was looooud.

The next morning I woke up early and started on my long, ridiculously circuitous journey home. Because I initially booked a roundtrip ticket from Portland to Quito, I had to fly all the way back through Ecuador instead of flying straight home from Peru, which essentially added an entire day to my trip. At first I was very upset about this, and indeed tried in several ways to alter my itinerary; however, in the end, I was able to make some last minute purchases in Quito that I had foregone previously in Otovalo and regretted ever since. And now, I am sitting in my hostal, late at night -- much too late, in fact, for the early morning I have ahead of me -- trying desperately to get onto paper (or, at least, its electronic equivalent) all of the thoughts that have been filling my head for days. And at least, we have neared the end.

But first, some final words about the trek.

I am so glad that I ended up spending the extra money to go with SAS; everything about the company was absolutely perfect. Both of the guides, Rubin and Oscar, were incredible. The food, as I alluded to earlier, was amazing. No, it was beyond amazing. It was first-class, restaurant quality food. It was served buffet style, the problem being that every single plate was so tantalizingly appetizing that you simply had to try them all. We were blessed with variety in the dishes, each one wonderfully different from the last. Recipes ranged from typical, authentic Peruvian food to a new spin on an old favorite. Some examples include lomo saltado, ceviche de trucha, pepper relleno, stuffed yuca, veggie salads (lots of delectable, fresh avocados), dulce de leche, corn tortillas, pizza, fried potatoes, etc. The list goes on and on. Our chef was a worker of magic. And he did all of this in a tent, with food and supplies brought along on horseback from day one. Rather impressive, to say the least. Breakfasts weren`t nearly as spectacular as lunch and dinner, but were still nothing to complain about. We typically got pancakes, toast, porridge, and sometimes omelets. I stuffed myself over and over again, only to do it once more a few hours later.

While we are on the topic of food, I want to mention a few other Peruvian dishes that I got to try while in Cusco. Upon arriving in Cusco, one of the owners of a hostal I stayed in kindly showed me around town on one of my first nights. He introduced me to a local favorite, pollo a la brasa (chicken which is flame roasted, comes in orders of whole, 1/2, 1/4, or 1/8, typically served with french fries and a veggie salad -- I´ve often seen it around Peru and Ecuador). I also tried some local street food, such as papa relleno (a fried potato stuffed with veggies, egg, etc., served with various condiments -- it`s reminiscnet of a baked potato, except it`s an altogether different kind of spud, and, of course, fried rather than baked). Lastly, I tried, reluctantly, another local streetfood delicacy, a cow heart kebab (similar to the meat kebabs I have described in earlier posts). Jared talked me into trying this one, and it wasn`t at all as gross as it sounded. In fact, in terms of taste, it was incredible. As for appearance and texture, it was pretty much indistinguishable from any other type of beef. What can I say -- when else would I have tried it?

Ah yes, one other food side note. I learned that the cheese filled, tortilla/pancake things I have described so lovingly in the past, at least one variety of them, are known as llapingachos.

One other funny story. Before starting this journey, along with a couple of times along the way, I have had the occasion to laugh at my passport photograph, showing it to friends and family whilst professing how ridiculously different I look. The photo is from Junior year of highschool when I went to Spain, and I look pretty significantly different. However, nobody commented on this, or even gave the picture a second glance, throughout my entire trip. That is, until today. It occured as I was going through some sort of passport check (not exactly sure of its purpose, as they have like 30 of them and never really tell you what they are doing) in Guayaquil, Ecuador this afternoon. I walked up to the window and was met by an unfriendly looking man with a bald head, large forehead and dark face. He was behind very thick glass with a unreasonably small circle cut out to augment communicative capabilities. I couldn`t hear a word he was saying. He also seemed to refuse to repeat anything for me, and instead -- I suppose -- just came to his own conclusions when I was unable to answer his questions. Anyway, as I handed him my passport, the following conversation occured:

"This doesn`t look like you. Is this you?"
Um, yeah, that`s me.
*glances at photograph*
"You`re fat in the picture"
Oh, ok...
"But now you look skinny -- why?"
Um, because it was a long time in the past.
*Calls over coworker*
"He looks fat in the picture, but now he is skinny. Is this him?"
"Yeah, he has a fat neck. Also, his hair is long in the picture, but here he has short hair"
"Why is your hair longer in this picture, and you look different?"
...because sometimes people appear differently than in the past.
 "So this isn`t you in the picture then?"
What!? Yes, that´s me!

This is nearly exactly how it happened. I was in utter disbelief. On the one hand, I didn`t want to have to deal with going through any additional security if this persisted, but at the same time I couldn`t help but laugh when he asked me these questions. After a while, I was finally able to convince him. I just took the whole thing as a compliment. A big, hilarious, ridiculous compliment. And then this happened...

"Where do you come from?"
The United States -- Portland Oregon.
*Types on computer*
"Orlando?"
No, Oregon.
"Miami, yes? You`re from Miami?"
What?No. O-r-e-g-o-n.
*Looks confused. Calls over different coworker*
"You´re from Miami?"
No! from Oregon. 
"New York?"
No, the city of Portland, the state of Oregon.

Reading over the conversation now, as comical as it sounds, I still don`t think I`m doing the situation justice. The sheer ridiculousness of the whole experience was simply absurd. As I walked away, I couldn`t help but laugh at their ineptitude. And that`s the beauty of international travel: you never quite know when you might come across an absolutely unforgettable experience. Sometimes it happens while basking in the glory of one of the seven wonders of the world, and other times it occurs in line at the airport security check, trying to convince a grown man that people can lose weight and cut their hair.

With that, I believe this post -- and consequently, this epic -- must come to an end. I have overcome all the obstacles, bested all the baddies, and risen above all the challenges. I have learned a lot, and experienced even more. My life has been changed for the better in so many ways. As much as I regret saying goodbye to these wonderful countries, as well as to the unforgettable experiences they have provided, I am so very ready to return home. I know that there remains so much more for me to do here, not to mention in other as of yet unexplored realms. However, every hero must realize when it is time to set aside his sword, when it is time to heed the call to home. For me, that time is now. But the time for adventuring and exploring; for struggling and overcoming; and for traveling and learning will certainly come again. I look forward to that time with eagerness in my eyes and excitement in my heart. I sincerely hope -- when that time comes -- that you will join me once again. Who knows? Perhaps next time, rather than living vicariously as an innocent bystander, a faithful onlooker, a devout follower, you will be instead be right here by my side, an apprentice to my sword, a companion to my mind. And that, my friends, will be an epic of its own right, and an adventure for an entirely different story.

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

A Steep Price For An Even Steeper Climb

Another day, another country. This post is coming at ya from the beautiful city of Cusco, located in Southern Peru. In addition to being a delightful city in its own right, Cusco also happens to be the kickoff point for my final big adventure this summer -- my five day trek to Macchu Pichu. I arrived here yesterday afternoon after a long day of traveling: I left the Galapagos on the 1st and landed in Quito in the afternoon; next I flew from Quito to Guayaquil, Ecuador, arriving at 11pm; I had a 10 hour layover in Guayaquil, so I ended up sleeping on a couch in the airport (quite a bit more successfully than you might have imagined); finally, I woke up early on the morning of the 2nd and flew to Cusco, with a plane transfer in Lima, Peru. After arriving at the Cusco airport, I took a bus to the city center. There were taxi drivers assaulting me from all directions at the airport, insisting that it was impossible to get a bus to the city center. There prices ranged from 10-15 dollars. Little to my surprise, I was able to walk 15 feet away from the terminal and hop on a bus, which cost me a whopping 30 cents.

My fist task upon arrival was to final a hotel or hostel, preferrably a reasonably price one, so I could set down my heavy luggage. This was no easy task, as Cusco is packed full of places for tourists to stay, ranging from the luxurious to the barely livable. Fortunately I met a local who was nice enough to show me around -- for several hours -- and help me find a place. He was really great. I ran into him initially as he tried to sell me some of his artwork, which was probably his main motivation for showing me around. Nevertheless, he was very helpful, and an all-around nice guy. We managed, after about an hour and a half, to find a nice hostel at a reasonable price. I stayed there last night and will be there again tonight as well.

Next I needed to find a travel agency in order to book my hike. This was an even more daunting task. There are literally hundreds of agencies and tour groups available to choose from -- you can find them in pretty much every other shop you come across. The problem is that the range of quality and professionalism among the organizations is drastic. A good majority of the agencies are quite literally hole-in-the-wall operations, consisting of little more than a single desk and some posters in a small, dark recess along the main plaza. Many of them actually share the space with other agencies, or operate other businesses, such as gift shops, in the same locale. You can help but run into a dozen of them simply walking down the street, especially since their representatives will often stand outside in attempts to lure you in. With all of these choices, and little to go by other than my gut feeling and what I had heard from others, this task proved rather difficult. I spent pretty much the entire day trying to choose -- talking to different agencies, browsing the internet for reviews, and even talking to other tourists undergoing the same miserable process.

In the end, I found several options. My plan for the start was to go on the Salkantay trek, an alternative route to the famous Inca Trail (which gets booked several months in advance). After talking to a variety of agencies, I found that pretty much all of them offered the same services, but the prices were quite variable. There were a variety of the more dingy, less professional appearing places that boasted prices around $180.  I found a more reputable appearing company that would take me on for $225. I seriously considered this one for quite some time, since it appeared much more professional and didn´t cost too much more. However, in the end, I decided to go for a company that seemed even more professional; moreover, they also had several positive reviews from a variety of sources. This decision took significant deliberation, as the price for this company was painfully higher -- I ended up paying the rather steep price of $450. Although I´m still struggling with justifying the decision I made, I think it was the right one. More than anything else, I was swayed by the fact that two of the people on my Galapagos cruise had also recently done the Salkantay trek, and each of them claimed they had a miserable time (which they attributed to the company the booked with). They both payed under $200 for the trip. So, I ultimately decided that ensuring an excellent experience was worth the extra $200. Oh yeah, I also had the opportunity to look at the roster before booking the trek. I found that the majority of the people I`ll be hiking with (there will be 16 in total, along with two guides), are from the USA and are right around my age. This was definitely another contributing factor to my decision. Also the fact that we have two guides instead of just one should make it a much nicer experience.

More than anything else, I´m mostly just relieved that everything has fallen into place. Several companies I talked to didn´t have any treks leaving on the day that I need to go, which was quite worrisome. So I really am quite fortunate that everything worked out.

As I said before, I`ll be doing the Salkantay trek, which will take a total of 5 days and 4 nights. Three nights will be spent camping in tents; as for the fourth night, we will be staying at a hostel in Aguas Calientes, a town at the base of Macchu Pichu. The trek is scheduled for tomorrow morning (the 4th). They will pick me up at my hostel around 5:30 am and we will take a bus ride to the point from which we will begin hiking. I`ll be sure to give more details about the actual hike/route after I return. As for today, I´m just going to relax, check out some of the local markets, and continue to let my body acclimate to the altitude. So far it hasn´t really affected me too much. I was a little bit dizzy when I first got off the plane, but that passed pretty quickly. Climbing stairs feels a bit more challenging than usual, but nothing too severe.

Well, I think that´s enough for today. I`m going to go grab another cheese empanada from the panaderia near my hostel (I had one a little bit ago and it was deeeelish), and then go read for a while. Cusco is a really nice city. There are lots of shops to explore and interesting things to look at, including women dressed in traditional clothing carrying around baby alpacas, as well as a guide dressed as an Incan warrior who poses for photos with tourists. Oh yeah, and I`m definitely planning on getting a massage today. Funny story -- one of my companions from the Galapagos cruise I mentioned above informed me ahead of time that there are a tons of places to get really cheap massages in Cusco (he said approx. $5, on average). If anything, this was an understatement. Walking through the streets yesterday afternoon and evening, I was constantly bombarded with cries of "Masaje señor? Would you like a massage? Very cheap!". There are women on virtually every street trying to lure you in with brochures and offers of cheap massages. One of them even said to me "I`ll give you a very good price -- free!". While most of the time I was able to fend them off and continue on my way, this one actually stopped me in my tracks. I couldn`t help but laugh to myself, and respond blithely to her offer...

...Free? Wow...that is a good price.

Hopefully I can find her again today, now that I actually have the time to partake of such an outrageous offer. In fact, if I get like, 200 massages today, it might even make up for spending more than I intended on the Macchu Pichu trek. And who knows...if I barter hard enough, perhaps I can even talk her into paying me.

Sunday, July 31, 2011

Galapagos Islands: Dreams Evolving Into Realities

Whew...it´s been a while, eh friends? I apologize for the lack of updates recently. I´ve been a bit busy having the time of my life island hopping through the Galapagos. That´s right -- it happened. And it was magnificent. I had to jump through quite a few hoops to make it happen, but boy was it worth it. I have so much that I could write about right now, but it would probably take me a whole week to do so. Thus, in the interest of time, I´m going to have to keep it brief. First, some of the issues I had to work through to get to where I am today. Let´s see. 1) In order to get here a day earlier, I waited all morning at the Quito airport for a last minute flight change to the Galapagos; 2) I had my passport detained...twice -- first at the Baltra airport because I didn´t have $100 cash to pay the park entrance fee (I expected them to have an ATM), and second as a deposit for my cruise (since I couldn´t pay in full at the time); 3) I lost my first cruise reservation due to bank issues (and, as I understand it, it was a phenomenally good price); and 4) I ultimately ended up booking my cruise literally minutes before I had to jump on a boat to leave. But alas, after significant effort and a number of worrisome uncertainties, I finally made it. And in the end, I couldn´t have asked for a more fantastic experience.

Ok. So here´s a basic rundown of the itinerary I followed during the course of my 8-day cruise through paradise, as well as some of the highlights for each of the respective locations.

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Sunday, 7/24: San Cristobal Island
AM: Santa Cruz --> San Cristobal (ferry)
PM: Interpretation center, sea lion beach, embark on journey of lifetime

Monday, 7/25: Española Island
AM: Punta Suarez
PM: Gardner Bay (snorkeling)
Highlights -- only island with albatross; geyser/blow hole

Tuesday, 7/26: Santa Maria Island
AM: "Post office", lava tubes, snorkeling from beach
PM: Corona del diablo (snorkeling)

Wednesday, 7/27: Santa Cruz Island
AM: Darwin Research Center, Los Gemelos (highland craters)
PM: Tortuga Bay (gorgeous white sand beach + lagoon)
Highlights -- giant tortoises at research center

--Switched passengers--

Thursday, 7/28
AM: Rabida Island
Highlights -- red ash beach, flamingos, snorkeling with sharks

PM: Santiago Island (Puerto Egas/James Bay), snorkeling
Highlights -- black ash beach, galapagos fur seals

Friday, 7/29
AM: Bartolome Island, snorkeling
Highlights -- hiked to top, absolutely incredible view/landscape; penguins; giant manta ray

PM: North Seymour Island
Highlights -- frigate birds and blue footed boobies breeding grounds

Saturday, 7/30
AM: South Plaza Island
Highlights -- one of the most colorful islands (gorgeous red, yellow, orange)

PM: Santa Fe Island, snorkeling
Highlights -- only island with C. palidus land iguana; dolphins on boat ride over

Sunday, 7/31: San Cristobal
AM: Sailed around Kicker Rock (aka Leon Dormido); disembarked in Puerto Baquerizo Moreno

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And, well -- that´s that! What an incredible experience. So the cruise I ended up taking was on a 10-passenger catamaran called the Galapagos Vision. It was a tourist class ship (whereas I had originally hoped for a larger, first class or luxury class boat). However, I am so unbelievably happy that I ended up where I did. Being a smaller, less expensive boat, I ended up with a younger crowd of mostly single travelers, which made for a much better experience. I travelled with two different groups (since some people do 4 day cruises and other do 8 days, the arrivals/departures are staggered such that people switch out every 4 days). The first group could not have been better, and the second group was really good as well. In both cases, we only had 8 passengers rather than the possible 10, which made it even better. After having spent time on the smaller boat with less people, and after seeing other, larger groups on the islands, I realized that the smaller, more intimate cruise was certainly the way to go. We had two different guides; the first one switched out with the first group. Though I didn´t recognize it at the time, he was not a very good guide (though his constant marijuana smoking was pretty annoying). After we got our second guide, however, I realize how much of a different a good guide can make. He was perfect. Knowledgable, professional, friendly. As for the rest of the crew, the cook was also fantastic. All of our meals were really good, some of them absolutely delicious. He even made some delectable treats for the two birthdays that occured during the trip, in addiiton to preparing a wonderful feast for our final dinner together.

In general, our days were typically as follows: we would wake up early (6:30 or 7:00), have breakfast, and then set off on our activities for the day. This usually meant visiting an island and walking around for a bit to observe the wildlife. Each day we would usually visit two nearby islands, or two different parts of a single island. We generally returned to the boat around noonish for lunch and to sail to our next destination. We went snorkeling almost every day, and most days we did it twice, once at each island/location. After the days activities, we returned to the boat for dinner and to start our journey (usually overnight) to the following day´s destination. Some islands had unique features (animals, landscapes, etc.) some of which I pointed out above. Others were simply unique variations of the same theme. While some animals can only be found in a single location in the entire archipelago, others are common to virtually all of the islands (such as sea lions, iguanas, and many types of sea birds). We were actually extremely lucky in most all of our endeavors; in general, tourists are at the whim of mother nature in terms of what they will and will not encounter. Fortunately, we ended up seeing nearly everything the Galapagos has to offer. Everytime we would find a new animal, especially when it was one that I was particularly excited to see, I would cross it off my mental checklist. I´m very happy to say that -- like the amateur bingo player I am -- by the end of our journey nearly all my items had been checked, all my numbers called (darn elusive hammerhead sharks!)

Though the trip was the experience of a lifetime, it was not without its own frustrations. For example, one of our boat´s two engines broke the very first day of my cruise, meaning we were constantly behind schedule. Fortunately this didn´t end up affecting our itinerary too much -- it just meant longer nights of sailing to get to our morning destinations. Due to my unparalleled sleeping prowess, this proved to be hardly noticeable for me personally, though some of the others complained (understandably) that it was hard to sleep without ever getting a break from sailing. There were a few other small annoyances with the ship and cruise, but they are hardly worth mentioned. Here´s the take home message from the cruise: it was everything I had hoped for, and more. It was the culmination of an already fantastic travel experience. It was a dream come true, in more ways than one.

Well, I already find myself rambling more than I had intended. I think I´ll save most of the specifics for later, when I can tell the stories in person, face to face. But I would like to document some of the many, incredible species of animals that I witnessed throughout the journey. Though I can´t remember/name them all, here is a good start.

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Surf:
Parrotfish
Trumpet fish
Blow fish
Baracuda
Rays (sting, marbled, eagle, manta)
Lobsters
Sea stars (blue, red, black)
Marine iguanas
Sea turtles*
White-tipped sharks
Dolphins

Turf:
Land iguanas (C. palidus & C. subcristatus)
Galapagos snakes
Sally light-foot crabs
Rice rats
Sea lions
Galapagos fur seals (actually another type of sea lion)
Giant tortoises*
Lava lizards

Birds:
Swallow tailed gull
Galapagos dove
Finches
Yellow warbler 
Blue-footed boobies*
Nazca boobies
Frigate birds (great & magnificent)
Albatross
Nocturnal heron
Great heron
Galapagos hawk
Flamingo
Galapagos penguins*
Short-eared owl

*Personal favorite
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In terms of landscape, Bartolome island was hands down my favorite. The views from the top were breathtaking. I can´t even begin to describe it. Don´t worry -- I took pictures galore, so hopefully at least one of them will do it justice. As for colors, South Plaza island definitely took the cake. For snorkeling fans, I think I would have to recommend either Rabida island (where I saw the most sharks), or Bartolome (where we got to swim with the adorable penguins). And lastly, in terms of wildlife, I think I would have to go with Punta Suarez on Española as my favorite.


Well, I think that is enough about the cruise (well, actually not even close -- but I´ve got to stop somewhere. I am currently still in Puerto Baquerizo Moreno on San Cristobal island. I´m staying in a hostel here overnight. I left the boat early this morning and had the whole afternoon to enjoy, so I decided to go on a day trip (back on land for less than a day and I was already ready to get back on a boat). I signed up to go with another group to some nearby locations: Isla Lobos and Kicker Rock. We did snorkeling at both. Isla Lobos wasn´t anything special, just things I had already seen many times. The real reason I went on the trip was to head back to Kicker Rock (which, like I mentioned in the itinerary, we sailed around this morning before we disembarked. I had heard many times that Kicker Rock was a great place for snorkeling and diving, especially if you wanted to see shark (which, as a matter of fact, I did!). The company I booked with even told me that people had been seeing lots of hammerheads over the last few days. But unfortunately, it seemed that I used up all of my good luck during the cruise -- no hammerheads for me. Loads of sea turtles, which is always a favorite of mine, but no sharks. Too bad. But I got to see literally everything else that I wanted this week, so I´m not complaining.

Ok. Summing up. My flight leaves from San Cristobal early tomorrow afternoon. I will arrive in Quito, and then catch another flight late that night down to Cuzco, Peru. Unfortunately this one has a long (10 hour) layover, but its during the night, so I´m planning to just find a cheap place to sleep. No biggie. After arriving in Cuzco, I´m going to book my hike for Macchu Pichu. I´m giving myself two days to acclimate to the altitude, and then I´ll hopefully be on my way. And after that, it´s back to Quito, and then home. Not sure when I´ll update again next -- probably once I get my hike booked -- but I obviously won´t be online during the hike itself. In any case, you can expect at least a couple more posts before the conclusion of my story. I mean, comon -- you can´t have an epic without some sort of resolution. And with that, I´m off.

Thrilled with what I´ve seen, ecstatic for what is to come, and also very excited to (finally) return home.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

The Ants Go Marchin' While The Humans Be Trippin'

So I mentioned in a recent post that we were going to see a shaman on Thursday, which we totally did; however, I was fairly mistaken as to actual the contents of experience -- in fact, no cuy were harmed in the making of this ritual. The shaman that we saw was very different than the healers at Jambi Huasi. She is actually the host-mom that Michelle has been living with. She works both as a partera (midwife) and a traditional shaman. So much to my surprise, I had yet another opportunity to add a new and unusual experience to my repetoir.

And boy was it strange.

Michelle´s host family lives in Rucallacta, which is a very small, rural town just outside of Archidona. We headed first over to her house; Natalie and Chris were running late, so we didn´t get there until around 8pm. Their living conditions are even more simple and homely than the ones I have been enduring (though they are rather similar to what I experienced during my home stay in Costa Rica). They don´t have a front door, or any doors for that matter. The house is rather small -- very small, in fact -- with a little detached wooden building for the kitchen. The ritual was to take place in her "farmhouse", which Michelle told us was about a 5 minute walk away. In retrospect, the Shaman´s insistence on our usage of her many pairs of rubber boots should have been an obvious foreshadowing of the harrowing trek to come. It actually turned out to be more like a 15-20 minute hike through dense forest -- this was probably the most isolated I have felt throughout the entire trip. We were definitely in the jungle, the mighty jungle. But we eventually made it, and the so-called farmhouse was actually pretty impressive. It consisted of a series of wooden buildings open to the outside, which included an upstairs treehouse-esque addition. We all piled in to one of the buildings and took our seats on some wooden benches around the perimeter.

So remember the whole comment about it being strange? Well, here comes the beginning...

Upon entering the building, we were quickly faced with a rather surprising discovery: there were ants. Lots of them. No, no -- I don´t think you quite understand. There were an unbelievable number of ants. The room we was probably 12 feet in width -- the line of ants appeared as if from nowhere on one end of the room and stretched all the way across, disappearing underneath the bench (that I was unhappily perched upon) on the other side. And these weren´t your typical, everyday ants. They were big, they were mean, and when they bit you, it hurt (I would know; in fact, my bites still hurt). And this was no single file line that they had formed. Indeed, these guys were clearly not big fans of childhood songs, because they were certainly not marching one by one. The trail of ants was easily 6 inches from side to side. There were hundreds of them, probably easily over a thousand. I can´t even begin to describe the sight. Suffice it to say that it was by far the most ants I had ever seen in my entire life.

And then came more.

But before that, there was a bit of an interlude, during which the humans actually made some progress in the war against the insects (They're doing their part. Are you?).

Ah, but before that, I need to backtrack a bit and tell you about the purpose of this ritual. Essentially, what we were told beforehand was that we were going to take part in a ceremony involving the consumption of ayahuasca, an alcoholic, herbal tea with hallucinogenic properties; this ceremonial concoction is traditionally used by Shamans to induce visions of about their lives, the future, etc. Sounds pretty intense, eh? We were warned beforehand that we should avoid eating after noon, because the drink sometimes had the tendency to make people ill (but seeing as I had absolutely no intention whatsoever of drinking the stuff, while everyone else starved themselves, I pigged out on some delicious street food).

Ok, so moving forward. Or backward. Err -- continuing on. Where were we? Ah, the ants. I´m sure you´re all wondering what the heck happened with that whole deal. Well, the shaman informed us that, seeing as we were newcomers -- not to mention practitioners Western medicine -- the spirits and animals didn´t want us around and were thus trying to frighten us off (quite effectively, I might add). Well, she wasn´t going to let that stand in her way -- she had a quick answer in the form of spitting a liquid (what we assumed was, and later discovered to indeed be, ayahuasca -- it smelled unbelievably strongly of alcohol) on top of the ants in a very theatrical fashion. And as I mentioned above -- it worked. At least, at first. The ants seemed to really not like the stuff (for good reason, as you´ll soon see), and immediately started dispersing. The problem, however, is that now instead of going in a nice, uniform line from point A to B, they were instead spreading out across the entire floor. Well, once again, the shaman was not one to give up hope. Solution number two involved putting a burning piece of log next to the benches to try to smoke them out -- one of the oldest tricks in the book. Again, a valiant effort, but only a brief reprieve.

So here´s where it got really strange.

The ants went absolutely nuts. They started coming out of nowhere. They must have had a nest somewhere underneath the bench, because the hundreds, perhaps more than a thousand that I described previously was exponentially augmented to an astounding, terrifying degree. There...were...THOUSANDS. They were everywhere. At one point they tried collectively retreating up a pillar, and they literally covered the thing from top to bottom. It was unreal. Now, at this point, we were pretty much all ready to give up the whole experience and get the heck out of there while we still could. But we didn´t get the chance. Cue shaman technique #3: raging fireball attack. This tactic is actually a combination of the previous two -- she simply took another big swig of alcohol, and blew it directly onto the burning log sitting amongst the hoard of ants. And just like that, a burst of fire erupted toward the ceiling, and the ant´s army was reduced in size-- but not even nearly noticeably so. We were still vastly outnumbered. But, after continuing this for a number of minutes, chasing the hoard to various locations around the hut, we really did start to make a dent in their forces. I can´t even begin to explain the sheer magnitude of insecticide that was taking place. There were ant corpses strewn all about the floor. You could practically hear there tiny little screams. As much as I despise the use of semantic redundancy, there is really only one word that can adequately describe the situation: unreal.

After effectively decimating our adversaries reserves and finding they that still kept coming, we decided to take our ritual elsewhere -- namely, to the safety to of the second floor. So we relocated, and it was then finally time for the ceremony to begin.


And then, believe it or not, it got even stranger.

The shaman came out dressed in her traditional garb, which was really neat. She laid down some sort of leapord-like animal skin, a tortoise shell, and a variety of other strange items such as leaves and herbs. She then took her seat at the head of the circle (does that even work?). I had asked prior to coming to make sure that she wouldn´t be offended if I was merely an observer, and Michelle had insisted that she would not. So while I took my place as a mere onlooking, the others each in turn took part in the following series of rituals. She started the ceremony by rolling up a tobacco leaf cigarette, taking a few puffs and then passing it around. Next she took a long pipe and blew tobacco directly into the nostrils of those particpating. They were instructed not to breath the tobacco in through their nose, and immediately afterwards blew it out into a tissue. Those who experienced it said that it gave them a bit of a buzz, and was rather calming. After that, she gave everyone a shot of a strong sugarcane alcohol (mixed with some other plants, I believe), which is supposed to be taken before the hallucinogenic drink. And lastly, the moment everyone (even me) had been waiting for, she went around the circle with shots of the true object of everyone´s curiosity, the ayahuasca. Most everyone but myself participated in the various rituals, including taking shots of the drink; a few braves souls even went back for seconds. After everyone had had their share, she did a "cleansing" excercise, during which she cleaned us with a leafy brush, and also proceeded to spit more ayahuasca into the air (most of which seems to subsequently land on my face). She told us afterwards that there had been some bad spirits there that night, but they had appropriately been dealt with. Oh yeah, she also sang some traditional songs in Kichwa, which were really beautiful. She also invited us to sing some songs -- we mostly just sang silly ones, but Michelle did a really wonderful rendition of a Indian song from her childhood. Finally she turned off all the lights, used her brush tool to do a little seated dance, and basically allowed the drunks to trip out.

Now, while nobody had powerful visions of their future, it sounded like the purported effects of the ayahuasca were at least somewhat confirmed -- my companions claimed to have experienced everything from mild to profound, reporting strange feelings, visual hallucinations like lights and spots, and even feelings of half of their body spinning while the other half stayed still. Pretty wild. On the other hand, although the mental effects of the drink were quite variable, the purely physical ones were quite ubiquitous among all of the participants; nearly everyone who tried the drink ended up vomiting shortly afterwards, and many of them were also faced with the charming surprise of liquidy explosions from both ends. It was quite the sight to see, as everyone ran, one by one, down from the top of the farmhouse to take their turn in the bushes. 


Score one for abstinence.

And thus concluded yet another night of nearly unbelievable Ecuadorian antics. In fact, I´m sure quite a few of you are sitting there now, contemplating, if not openly professing, your incredulous disbelief of my wild assertations. Indeed, if I wasn´t there myself, I probably wouldn't believe them either. But trust me, I couldn´t even begin to make this stuff up.